Containment Bulletin No. 7 · Solana Sector · Do Not Incinerate
Survives nukes.
Survives bear markets.
Survives your ex.
CockroachCoin is the memecoin built on the only creature with a proven 300-million-year track record. No tax. No roadmap padding. Just an organism that refuses to die.
Geiger Readings
Live from the chart
Pulled straight from Dexscreener's public feed for the $COCK pair. Numbers move; the roach doesn't.
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Field notes
Why a roach
Every other coin on your screen has a story about the future. This one has a fossil record.
Roaches predate the dinosaurs by roughly 80 million years and outlived every one of them.
They tolerate radiation doses around fifteen times what kills a human — the reason "cockroaches survive the bomb" stuck.
A roach can live about a week without its head. Ask your last portfolio to try that.
Around 4,600 known species, on every continent except Antarctica. Distribution beats marketing.
Meme Lab
Make one. Post it. Infest.
Pick a backdrop, type your caption, download the PNG — or drop it straight into the Sewer downstairs.
Controls
Exports at 1000×1000 — sized for X and Telegram.
The Sewer
Shill and chill
The lobby. Post takes, post memes, argue about the chart. No wallet, no signup — pick a roach name and go.
Checking the pipes…
Be a roach, not a scammer. Contract addresses and wallet links get scrubbed automatically.
Roach Run
Sixty seconds. Falling coins.
Scurry left and right, eat everything, dodge nothing. Bragging rights only — no tokens are awarded.
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Specifications
Specs
Simple, transparent, unkillable. Verify all of it on-chain before you do anything.
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Containment Plan
Three phases of infestation
It's a memecoin roadmap. It is a sequence, so it gets numbers.
Nest
Stealth launch on pump.fun, liquidity locked, the first swarm of holders, and enough memes to be a nuisance.
Spread
Influencer roaches, listing pushes, the Sewer lobby running hot, and a meme output rate nobody can exterminate.
Infest
Global cockroach army. Every timeline, every group chat, every crash we walk away from.